Tumblr (3.0; @captainjackpua)http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/gU9hkwem9pyvhfme0SUeDEzNo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want TWO of those!</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/142714100http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/142714100Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:18:08 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/qJujlMDdki1bheskkM4zVtJ1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://badmanbadplace.tumblr.com/post/67150086/unmotivating-demotivational-poster-gallery-i">badmanbadplace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.unmotivating.com/">Unmotivating - Demotivational Poster Gallery</a></p> <p>I don’t know why, I’m an otherwise intelligent person, but I love demotivational posters.</p> </blockquote>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/68391680http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/68391680Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:42:51 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/qJujlMDdki2u0xtuD9OYRmf7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://badmanbadplace.tumblr.com/">badmanbadplace</a>)</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/68391504http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/68391504Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:42:21 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/gU9hkwem9hnyy7uvFqEjXVnNo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/65686920http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/65686920Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:52:05 -0500<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89GB7z_Ogt0">Mika - Big Girls You Are Beautiful</a>: <p>Not really my thing but a catchy tune and kinda funny.</p> <p>(Not sayin’ I ain’t never done it.)</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/64618962http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/64618962Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:03:03 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/gU9hkwem9hfigv6wHmkYrmgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lela Starr</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/64617587http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/64617587Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:48:32 -0500“Since I hooked up with you, I went from nothing to “which 10 should I work on today” or “which 7 should I Fuck today.” Sweet!”<br/><br/> - <em>Jagger</em>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/64221700http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/64221700Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:15:00 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/qJujlMDdkex7edaf2HM9kxYpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://badmanbadplace.tumblr.com/post/54027606/nice-shoes-wanna-fuck">badmanbadplace</a>:</p> <blockquote>Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?</blockquote>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/54495461http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/54495461Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:56:47 -0400“<p>How do you tell someone you care about deeply, “I told you so?” Gently, with a rose? In a funny way, like it’s a hilarious joke? Or, do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? </p> <p>Probably the funny way.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Michael Scott, The Office Season 5, Episode 2</em>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/54495379http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/54495379Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:56:00 -0400<a href="http://thetrawbros.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/jessica-alba-bikini-07.jpg">Proof! There is a God!</a>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52812307http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52812307Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:06:41 -0400“Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or, he quits them because they’re unfair.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Andy Bernard, Cornell Graduate</p> <p>The Office</p></em>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52202832http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52202832Sun, 28 Sep 2008 21:15:14 -0400<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/myspace/http%3A%2F%2Fvids%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dvids%2Eindividual%26VideoID%3D29348053/embed/uRyN4SE3xD_ANe1k7K5Veg" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/myspace/http%3A%2F%2Fvids%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dvids%2Eindividual%26VideoID%3D29348053/embed/uRyN4SE3xD_ANe1k7K5Veg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Why I Watch Family Guy.</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52068933http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52068933Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:09:33 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZ42ChFJiaw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZ42ChFJiaw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Sounds ALMOST like my previous marriage! Missing a horse called, “What a Fucking Bitch!”</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52062330http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/52062330Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:43:21 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/gU9hkwem9ednwjstVKD4gzdeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can we all agree she is a ‘10’?</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/51997484http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/51997484Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:46:02 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/gU9hkwem9ecoz6quEKlaPw0uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want one of those…</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/51904983http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/51904983Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:28:17 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/gU9hkwem9ebilxy1BeMHnIGzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Wet T-Shirt of Glory. Wish I was there…</p>http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/51776175http://captainjackpua.tumblr.com/post/51776175Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:42:17 -0400